Just
before Xmas I sent out a (non-religious) eCard to my close friends. I
always feel there's something ironic about this as I define 'close
friends' as those I'm in touch with regularly. Who really should be
the last people I need to write to at Xmas. But, anyway, the
recipients had the chance to click a button and send me a card back.
This had a message on it, reading “I am blessed to have someone
like you in my life, to fill it with moments of beauty, thought and
reflection.” To be honest, I can't believe any of them can have
read this before sending the card. No one, that is, except my
brother-in-law, who said he was “more bollocksed than blessed”.
But he's a fellow Evertonian and so can be forgiven anything. We
Toffees need to stick together. Plus he's from Liverpool, where
insults are compliments.
When
I got in my car today, there was a snail on my dashboard. I thought
this was distinctly odd. But then I read this evening that the south
of England is now infested with Spanish 'super slugs'. These are said
to be 4 inches(10cm) long and to have mated with puny British slugs
to create a mutant which is devouring the countryside. So was my
snail a coincidence? I think not.
In
my travels over the decades, I've collected several mementos. These
include 6 silver napkin rings and six silver goblets from Iran, and
12 carved Mandarin coat buttons in the shape of the creatures of the
Chinese zodiac. Or, rather, that's what I should
have but, in fact, I have 5 rings, 5 goblets and 11 buttons. I detect
a pattern here but am completely lost as to what's going on.
If
you watch the credits of an American TV program, it's quite normal to
see names from all over the world and it's safe to assume they're
third or fourth generation immigrants, and so thoroughly American.
Carrying out the same exercise with a British program would yield
fewer non-Anglo names. But not so with the BBC's hugely successful
Strictly
Come Dancing,
where most of the professional dancers aren't British. All of this is
a prelude to a thought that they must have been employed because they
were the very best. Which is as it should be. Meritocratic. Someone
who's watched it over the years can tell me if the same is true of
the Spanish version of the show – Mira
Quién Baila.
I have to admit the only thing I know about this show is that it was
won one year by the 'celebrity' Belén Esteban. To say the least, she
was not one of the best contenders. If you want, you can see her here
arguing, at some length, with the judges. Unimaginable in the UK. I'm
tempted to say it's evidence of the fact that the only thing the
Spanish like more than talking is arguing. But that would possibly be
unfair. Especially as you could probably say the same about me.
Finally
. . . A couple of people have asked whether I really spent some time
with Rajoy the other day. Well, I've been instructed to say that I
didn't. Hope that clears things up.
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