Somewhat
more famous is the clever polymath (is there an un-clever polymath?)
Stephen Fry, who's hardly ever off the TV. I think we all knew he was
a bipolar sufferer (as manic depression is now called) but now he's
come out and admitted to attempted suicide last year. His second, despite his fame and fortune and his status as a UK 'national treasure'. Well, I can
empathise with that, though mine was a lot less dramatic and serious
than his. Which doesn't mean I'm not nice to know. As with him.
Still
on famous folk . . . I see the Roy Rogers museum in the USA has
closed. I saw him perform in Liverpool years ago, when he was still
alive. But I remember his horse, Trigger, rather more than I recall
Roy or his wife, Dale.
Which
reminds me . . . Sex
in the City's
Kim Cattrall turns out to be a Scouser. Who'd have thought it?
At
85, Tom Sharpe has shuffled off this mortal coil up in Cataluña,
where he lived for some years in retirement. Quite possibly the
funniest author ever, at least in English. But I don't know whether
to be impressed or depressed by the fact he never learnt a word of
either Spanish or Catalan. Either way, I must return to my
bookshelves for a reprise.
Having
mentioned TV . . . Here's a comment of the German guy who wrote the
book on the Camino I mentioned last week: German
TV is often dismissed as pathetic and trivial but it doesn't hold a
candle to Spanish TV in either respect.
I can't say I have much difficulty agreeing with that, even though I
haven't seen much German TV.
He also wrote that
"Good jokes have one thing in common: wisdom, coupled with a
dose of love and fear. Humour has to come up from the belly and it
should open and broaden your perspective." Which sounds fair
enough to me. And a good prelude to this Spanish joke sent to me
today by a friend:
NEW
REQUIREMENTS FOR RECEIVING A PENSION
As
announced, the commission formed of members of all parliamentary
groups, the unions and industry representatives has agreed ten basic
requirements for guaranteeing receipt of a pension to workers who've
reached retirement age in years to come. The conditions necessary
for receiving a 100% pension are:
1.
Being 79 years old at the time of retirement, with a life expectancy
of no more than 2 years.
2.
Having contributed uninterruptedly throughout 69 years of work.
3.
Having always attended work punctually. A certificate signed by
parents or tutors will be required.
4.
Never having taken any sick or maternity/paternity leave.
5.
Being able to do 30 pull-ups on a fixed bar, with 1 or 2 hands.
6.
Being able to stay under water for 12 minutes without breathing.
7.
Still having all your teeth, even milk teeth, whether in your gums or
in a box.
8.
Not having more than 3 moles on your arms and forearms.
9.
For men, still having 85% of the hair you had at 9 and for women
having had at least two girls born in Elche.
10. Having a CCC diploma gained for practical work, with your hands tied.
Your
pension will reduce 20% for each criterion not complied with, so that
with 6 or more, the worker will be obliged to donate to the State the
relevant part of the quota, though only until death. The unions were
immovable on this point.
Hope
that raised a smile at least. If not this might:- A statement as to
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