Heard on the camino:

I told my friends I was going to Spain to do a kimono.

My sister and I are totally different. She lives off nervous energy and I'm totally laid back.

Maybe. But you're alike in one way. You both take a lot of care to look good.

No I don't.

Well, I'm just wearing a functional shirt and you've been wearing a series of lovely tops.

Yes, but that's only because they're in my suitcase.